Venice

by slipnslidemaster 21 Replies latest jw friends

  • bigboi
    bigboi

    Hmmmm,

    I have a feeling the chat room is gonna be getting a whole lot more popular. How's that for a prediction?

    ONE....who ain't all that into paddlin, but'll try anything at least once.

    bigboi

    "it ain't what ya do. it's how you do it" quote from the song "True Honeybunz" by Bahamadia

  • riz
    riz

    Hey cuties,

    I still have the paddle. It's in a safe place. Do I need to get it out and keep a few of you in line?

    Some of you need a spanking. Who wants to go first?

    Love You Long Time

    rizzy

    Stop looking at me, swan!- Billy Madison

  • SlayerLayer
    SlayerLayer

    Mistress Rizzy may I come out of the closet now?

    SlayerLayer---God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the snowy mountains and I had to eat him.

  • riz
    riz

    Slayer,

    You may come out when you answer this one question:

    Do you like cheese?

    rizzy
    (rotflmao)

    Stop looking at me, swan!- Billy Madison

  • SlayerLayer
    SlayerLayer

    First may I say...May you have cheese!

    My LORD CHEESHUA MACHARONIJAH told me to say that. Sorry, but I have to listen to the voice in my head. If you have faith, you too can hear the voice of CHEESHUA MACHARONIJAH! If you don't hear him, it must be because you don't have enough faith. Please Read:

    Chedder 14:12
    Swiss 7:15
    Gouda 12:16,17

    I will pray for you my dear one, that you too may BEHOLD...THE POWER OF CHEESE!

    Slayer, a slave of Monterey Jack

  • JanH
    JanH

    This thread is the Holy Gateway between the Chatroom and the Main board.

    Behold the return of the Big Cheese!

    - Jan
    --
    Faith, n. Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel. [Ambrose Bierce, The DevilĀ“s Dictionary, 1911]

  • riz
    riz

    Holey Swiss,

    You guys are cracking me up! I'll post more after I recover from my laughter induced headache.

    Cheesus Saves!

    riz

  • SlayerLayer
    SlayerLayer

    May you all have cheese!

    My lord CHEESHUA MACHARONIJAH just came to me and gave me the blueprints of life!

    I bet you are all believers now!

  • Yerusalyim
    Yerusalyim


    "I just want my handcuffs and paddle back, keep that cheese away from me!"
    Ven

    YERUSALYIM
    "Vanity! It's my favorite sin!"
    [Al Pacino as Satan, in "DEVIL'S ADVOCATE"]

  • slipnslidemaster
    slipnslidemaster

    "Paddling the school canoe. You better believe that's a paddlin'."

    Slipnslidemaster: "The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad."
    - Salvador Dali

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