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Prophecor is Sir Knows

De Void of Funk!!!

I think your mistaking me for dis guy!!!

Well the likeness is striking

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island.

One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie.

The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one."

The brunette says, "I've been stuck here for years. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I just want to go home."

POOF! The brunette gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

Then, the red head says, "I've been stuck here for years as well. I miss my family, my husband, and my life. I wish I could go home too."

POOF! The redhead gets her wish and she is returned to her family.

The blonde starts crying uncontrollably.

The genie asks, "My dear, what's the matter?"

The blonde whimpers, "I wish my friends were still here."

see, that's a good story....

thanks

Indecent Exposure

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts.

A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"

"Why, officer?" asks the blonde.

"Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed."

"Oh my goodness," exclaims the blonde, "I left my baby on the bus!"

lol that's terrible

Blonde Boobies
Why don't blondes like to breastfeed their babies? It hurts to boil their nipples!

hmmm....you're doing jokes NOT stories.

of course they're funny jokes nonetheless...

Well done, Hippy!!! Good to see yer, you old bastard!

Did you know uncle bruce has been calling in lately?

Say, where's Stephanus?

Anyway, Hippy, how's youe state of excitement these days?

Cheers, Ozzie

Hi hippi, Farkel peeked in for a moment and was gone again. Maybe now he knows you are here, he will come out to play.

Blondie

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