They're Coming to Take Me Away!!!

prophecor

Am I to expect with all the adjustments regarding new rulings of Da'd & Df'd all falling within the same category that there is to be a cleaning house of the ones who are inactive and are no longer meeting attenders.

I just got a knock on my door from a brother who's been trying to get me to activate my study and go back to the Hall, though this time he seemed to have a new urgency about the situation.

Is there something going on that I should be concerned about? They're coming to take me away, aren't they? They're coming in for the last showdown aren't they?

StinkyPantz

Haha hehe hoho..

frenchbabyface

Is there something going on that I should be concern about? They're coming to take me away, aren't they? They're coming in for the last showdown aren't they?

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jgnat

Memorial is coming up. I'd say the sudden interest is seasonal.

Oh, yeah, this week's study is all about the importance of the preaching work. The poor sod's salvation is dependent on how good he is at preaching to you.

prophecor

Just my paranoid delusional self is it?

I mean, this brother knocked on the door so hard, I knew it was either the police, or the Gas Co. coming to do a shut off.

I've never seen him with such enthusiasm.

ezekiel3

Dont' worry, its just a fresh batch of cool-aid.

Just thank the sentient for his concern and make sure he knows how much you rely on prayer to make it through this system of things.

bem

Art you make a me laugh tehe, Thanks for the memorial reminder jg. I really think it was good for me to be gone. I haven't had any calls since I moved to a new town & the old congo musta gave up on me.

Elsewhere

Don't worry... last night I had a sales guy knock on my door with a great deal of "urgency". He knocked very loud and many times. After a few moments he went away without me even opening the door.

Elsewhere

Hear the song!

They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-haaa!

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?
Well. . .

You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right. . .

You know you laughed, I heard you laugh
You laughed, you laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind, unselfish loving deeds?!!
Hah. . .

Well you just wait
They'll find you yet
And when they do they'll
Put you in the ASPCA, you mangy mutt!
And. . .

They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the happy home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!

HappyDad

DEJA VOUS...................

Oh my goodness.......................How do you young people know of this song?

Haha hehe hoho..

Stinky Pants and Elsewhere....................I sang this song in 1966 when I was 19 and got my "Greetings From Uncle Sam" to spill my blood in southeast Asia..............DAMN! I'll never forget it.............I was drunk out of my mind and riding in the back seat of my best friend's lime green 1957Chevy convertable on the back roads and this song was on the radio...and I was singing my heart out.........long before I became a JW. Sooooooooo.............is this song still around? Who recorded it? I still sing it on occasion. Anyhow.........thanks for bringing back a memory. HappyDad

They're Coming to Take Me Away!!!

They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-haaa!

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