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by mkr32208 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • orangefatcat
    orangefatcat

    Love Orangefatcat

  • kaykay_mp
    kaykay_mp

    Why do I feel like I'm being watched?

    laters

    kaykay_mp

  • Gill
    Gill

    Hi,

    A guy was saying that he liked women with long dark hair.

    A lady replied that she had long dark hair.

    Candidilynuts replys: 'she didn't tell you that the long dark hair is on her legs!'

    I'm still laughing!

  • GetBusyLiving
    GetBusyLiving

    Man I wish I could quote this word for word but I can't find it right now.. anyways it was someone replying to a JW and they said something to the effect to 'try asking an elder the tough questions regarding the society's chronology, not the 'is it okay for me to leave my lunchbox in an aisle at the assembly?' type questions and see what answer you get.'

    Effin cracked me up

  • Doubtfully Yours
    Doubtfully Yours

    Some comment by iiz2cool a couple of days ago on a thread about "the loaded question":

    Question:

    "What would it take for you to be interested in the Bible?"

    My answer:

    The Governing Body should hold a nationally televised press conference where they would apologise to the victims of watchtower abuse. After the apology they should proceed to drench themselves with gasoline and set themselves ablaze.

    When I read this I couldn't stop laughing for a couple of minutes there. I had to stand up and go to the break room at work to stop laughing so hard. DY
  • GetBusyLiving
  • bem
    bem
    A guy was saying that he liked women with long dark hair.

    A lady replied that she had long dark hair.

    Candidilynuts replys: 'she didn't tell you that the long dark hair is on her legs!'

    I'm still laughing!

    I was thinking of the same one. So funny.

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