pocket sized Dazer you can buy that emits sounds to scare dogs away
LOL, I loved that, too. Too bad they didn't invent a device to keep the apostates away....or maybe that's what the puppets are for. I'll certainly stay away from them. Scary.
JW Bible Character Hand Puppets on Ebay!
by Voyager 27 Replies latest jw friends
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rebel8
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pr_capone
I pioneered for 2 years and never knew that something like a Dazer ever existed! I have been chased down the street drawing the attention of the damn dog away from a sister so she wouldnt get bit! lol
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kaykay_mp
I have been chased down the street drawing the attention of the damn dog away from a sister so she wouldnt get bit! lol
That reminds me of a funny story about my late grandma. She was out auxilliary pioneering one day and some racist bigot sent a Pit Bull straight at her. I've never seen a 40-something-year-old woman run so fast in my entire life, despite the heart problems she was having! She was all climbing on top of my car and put a big dent in the hood. Unfortunately, her bookbag did not make it. My grandfather was all pissed about the car until we told him the story. She sure coulda used one of those "Dazer" things.
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kaykay_mp
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POs Son
I can just see the next JW sales site -
Briefcases and Meeting Bags
"The Publisher" - A slimline nylon brief bag designed for the new publisher in mind. This bag will hold several magazines with which you can solicit donations to support more printing of more magazines for you to sell. An ample sized pocket on the inside of this bag can hold all that donation money and prevent you from spending it on coffee break or cigarettes. - $24.95
"The Pioneer" - This leatherette bag will carry enough tracts to leave in place of tips for a whole week of coffee breaks. Never agian will you have to leave a lousy 20% for the table service, now you can leave 'lifesaving biblical doctrine' instead. This bag has a special pocket to keep all your return visit notes and even a clear ID window to hold your montly field service record. Note: Please use caution when placing any literature in this bag that has not been published by WTBTS. This bag contains a special Aposta-Meter that will incinerate any apostate materials to protect you from any worldly input. - $35.95
"The Ministerial Servant" - This stylish briefcase has room for all your meeting necesities including Watchtower, KM, Daily Text, and a pair of knee pads. You might be able to squeeze in a bible too! It has 2-inch reflective tape on each end to prevent the roving microphone carrier from tripping on the bag when errantly placed at the end of the row. Your new bag can be monogramed with your initials or the date you were promoted to your current position of service or "privelege". $45.99 add $3.00 for monogram.
"The Elder" - When you are an elder, you deserve the best. Even Paul said in 1 Tim 5:17 said that Elders deserve a 'double honor'. This 100% leather salesman style case has wheels and a handle suitlble for rolling. Your important books will will never travel in more style, even visitors will be able to see that you are important when you enter the Hall with this case in tow! We have crafted this case with room for all your books, the TM School schedule, the Accounts report, the latest gossip journal, and even the notes from your last Judicial Committee Hearing (we will include an envelope flap moistenenr if you order today). This case has a special locking section for your to store your copy of "Pay Attention..." so it is always available to prevent you from making any costly mistakes. When you order your "Elder Case" you are ordering the best! - $199.99
Special Gifts
"The Combo Bible" - We can custom bind your bible to any WTBTS literature so it is handy whenever you are preaching. Be ready to answer those tough bible questions with the official WT reply - you can never go wrong when you skip the bible and go straight to the WT authority. Just order a new, unmarked bible and your choice of authorized WT text, sned them in and we will bind them together. Prices vary based on the amount of material you wish to add to your bible. (Rev. 12:18) (Click for link)
"The Modular-Combo Bible" - Similar to the bible binding gift above, this service includes a special Velcro section for you to remove WT publications and replace them when "New Light" comes to the Brooklyn Seven, and old rules become new rules. This will help you to keep current with the WT teachings. $14.99 Add $4 for the removable bible sections, allowing you top remove entire sections of the bible you do not wish to use.
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lilybird
Hmmm.. I remember when I was younger about 10 or 11, all the sisters had these specially made service bags in brown leather. Some were even a fake looking crocodile leather. I can't remember where my mom ordered them from, but we all had them. Looked so professional..lol.. Seeing those service bags on the site brought back memories...shuddddderrrrrrrrrrrr....
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Dragonlady76
PO's son,
Very funny, anything for the devoted JW wife and mother, perhaps a nice diaper bag?
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POs Son
New from Bags for Dubs!
"My Book of Bible Stories Book Cover" - This beautiful leather cover will make your book last for years. It has a conveninet pocket on the back for tissues, to wipe tears from the child's eyes when he his scared by the images of armageddon. $7.95
We have received several requests from the sisters for a diaper bag capable of double duty as a field service sack. Friends, how should we view the spiritual food proided by the loving Governing Body through their valuable publications. Ought we consider them more valuable than stinky refuse filled diapers? "For when we were babes, we ate baby food,..." We should respect the value of our spiritual food and never mix it with our baby food.
-your brothers at BFD.