SIGNS NEVER SEEN ON THE KINGDOM HALL BULLETIN BOARD.

by TresHappy 69 Replies latest social humour

  • POs Son
    POs Son

    AA meeting. Wednesday at 7 PM.

    Weight Watchers meeting Wednesday at 8 PM

    Tag Sale on Saturday, 9 AM

    Coffee and Donuts after Watchtower on Sunday, 12:15 PM in the library.

    On a similar topic, they should have another board next to the dis-Information Board, it should be the New Light Board, where the new rules gifts of directionfrom Brooklyn God are posted.

  • cab1000
    cab1000

    Bingo Friday at 7:00 pm !!! Be there!!!

  • Lostreality
    Lostreality

    REGARDING SUMMER CONVENTIONS:
    Brothers and Sisters, please remember to engage the apostates standing outside the convention hall with bullhorns, in coversation. We are totally 100% correct in our teachings, so you have nothing to fear by talking to them!
    -GB

  • Scully
    Scully
    For a good time call: 1-900-PINEERGRLS
    Hand jobs $15
    Blow jobs $45
    Anything else: negotiable
  • Goldminer
    Goldminer

    Latest edition of Crisis of Conscience now available at the literature counter

  • Dismembered
    Dismembered

    We elders suck!

    Dismembered

  • HappyDad
    HappyDad

    Don't forget....the bus leaves Saturday at 7:00 AM for the Janitorial Union rally in Washington D.C. (BYOB)

    Sign up now if you wish to have a secret sister/brother for 2005 encouragement. (those who go to church now will understand this one)

    Pot luck dinner this Sunday after the public talk.

    Kingdom Hall bowling league starts Saturday, Feb 19th. Still accepting applications.

    Brother Ogre is looking to hire a young pioneer sister for late evening office work. Three evenings per week. No need to dress.....up that is!

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Prayer Meeting this Saturday at 8am

  • Tatiana
    Tatiana

    "SECRET SANTA RAFFLE TO BE HELD AFTER WATCHTOWER STUDY. BE SURE TO PUT YOUR NAME IN THE HAT."







  • steve2
    steve2

    Upcoming Public Talks:

    Rediscovering Our Pasts: Russell's and Rutherford's Fine Examples As Public Debaters In Defence of The Truth

    "Lightening Up": Better to Be Wrong About the End Than to Just Get On With Life

    Faithfulness to the Watchtower: Being Willing To Die For Our Current Understanding On Blood

    Learning From Non-Witnesses: It's Okay To Ask Questions

    Tips For Handling the Chronic Boredom of the Meetings

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