Why do women scream, but men grunt?

by onacruse 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Well, maybe one exception: When you flop open the baby-diaper...men scream, and women grunt.

    Not me - I was a good husband and father - did my share of diaper changing

  • onacruse
    onacruse

    Well, this thread is going pretty close to what I should have expected: 80% posts with sexual connotations.

    What is it with all you people, anyway? Is sex all you think about????

    Me, I never think about sex.

    I must admit, though, that the last scene from Raiders was a good one. Maybe if my face was being blasted off by the power of Yahweh's holy spirit...I might just give him a little yelp or two.

    On second thought, no way!!! I'm not a girlie-man.

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts

    ooooo who was it that posted the blimp story here? he said in there that he screamed like a little girl with a spider down her shirt..... it was hilarious..

    i seen an elder scream at seeing a dead mouse... he was totally traumatized.. he must have had a bad experience as a child..but that didnt lesson my amusement of his terror... ( he was a jerk)

  • Robert K Stock
    Robert K Stock

    Leolaia:

    Heather Langenkamp may have been the scream queen of Nightmare On Elm Street, but I melt into a puddle on the floor when I watch my old VCR tapes of her character Marie Lubbock from the TV show Just the Ten of Us.

    She reminded me of a lot of Witness girls I knew. A pious facade masquerading a seething cauldron of sensuality.

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Have you ever noticed how many different ways there are of intoning "Oh God!"?

    (just as an alternative to screams and grunts)

  • FMZ
    FMZ

    If I ever see a guy say / shout / think "Icky-poo"... then he will not be recognized as a male of the species any more.

    I don't scream or grunt... my exclamation is generally "Whoa!". I'm in a class all of my own.

    FMZ

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    The saddest thing is to hear a man scream when someone he loves has died. We are all used to a woman freely showing her emotions. So when a man, who usually keeps it all in, is so moved by pain or grief that he can't help but scream or call out, it's very sadly moving.

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