That's different than the one I've got:
1. Organanized to do Ted Jaracz' Will
2. Recognizing Christ's non-existant role in Our Gods arrangement
3. Trusting "the Faithful and Discreet slave"---Not A Smart Move
4. How the congregation is beat into submission organized and governed
5. Overseers to badger and blame shepherd the flock for all the problems in the Borg
6. Ministerial servants kiss ass render valuable service
7. Meetings that bore you to tears incite to love and fake hours fine works
8. ministers of the good news that God's going to kill 6 billion people.
9. Desperate methods of selling magazines preaching the good news
10. Embarassing ways to fake even more hours on your Service Report expand your ministry
11. arrangements for places of worship where we can keep a close eye on you.
12. supporting kingdom activity locally and worldwide by giving us your soul and your money, but not necessarily in that order.
13. "do all things for Our God's glory"
14. maintaining the peace and cleanliness of the congregation: disfellowship anyone who reports a pedophile to the police.
15. benefiting from theocratic subjection by way of a lobotomy
16. a united brotherhood: You Wish
17. stay close to Jehovah's organization or We'll Kick Your Ass
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