signs that your old.

candidlynuts

You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.

You can live without sex, but not without glasses.

Your back goes out more than you do.

You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.

You buy a compass for the dash of your car.

You are proud of your lawn mower.

Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws.

Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.

You sing along with the elevator music.

You would rather go to work than stay home sick.

You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.

You enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?"

You have a dream about prunes.

You answer a question with "Because I said so!"

You send money to PBS.

The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.

You take a metal detector to the beach.

You wear black socks with sandals.

You know what the word equity means.

You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.

Your ears are hairier than your head.

You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn.

You get into a heated argument about pension plans.

You got cable for the weather channel.

You can go bowling without drinking.

You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

calamityjane

You forgot

Has to wear depends.

Nice to see you fine feathered friend.

candidlynuts

nice to see you too! ..i've been around..just too lazy to pick my keyboard up and reply to much of anything!

BrendaCloutier

You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead. YES

You can live without sex, but not without glasses. YES

Your back goes out more than you do. YES

You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. ... erm ... YES

You buy a compass for the dash of your car. YES

You are proud of your lawn mower. LIVE IN A CONDO

Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn't breaking any laws. OOOOO YEAH

Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper. WHAT NEWSPAPER?

You sing along with the elevator music. REMEMBERS WHEN BEATTLES WERE OUTRAGEOUS...

You would rather go to work than stay home sick. NO WAY

You constantly talk about the price of gasoline. WAY. REMEMBERS $0.38 / GALLON

You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. EEWWWWW

You consider coffee one of the most important things in life. YOU MEAN IT ISN'T?

You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. HOW DID YOU KNOW?

People call at 9 pm. And ask, "Did I wake you?" DON'T ANSWER PHONE AFTER 8 PM

You have a dream about prunes. NO. MANGOS

You answer a question with "Because I said so!" NAW, TOO MUCH LIKE MY MOTHER

You send money to PBS. IN OREGON IT'S OPB

The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants. I QUIT WEARING TIES

You take a metal detector to the beach. HAVEN'T DONE THAT YET

You wear black socks with sandals. I WEAR TOE SOCKS WITH FLIPFLOPS - AFTERALL, IT IS OREGON.

You know what the word equity means. GOT MORTGAGE?

You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television. LAST TIME I DID, I COULDN'T GET UP!

Your ears are hairier than your head. NOPE. THAT'S KEVAN. HIS EYEBROWS, TOO.

You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn. NOW COME ON!

You get into a heated argument about pension plans. I HOPE OREGON DOESNT F/U P.E.R.S ANY MORE THAN IT HAS

You got cable for the weather channel. WHO CAN AFFORD CABLE?

You can go bowling without drinking. COKE, 7UP, COFFEE.

You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. I INVITE THE NEIGHBORS. THEY ARE AS NON-ROUDY AS WE ARE.

truth_about_the_truth

2 things happen to you when you get old:

- You lose your memory

- I cant remember the other one

wednesday

Cany,

thanks so much for the laugh. Some of it is so ture, it's scary

weds

under74

You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.

I'm not old....but I think this is true.

whyamihere

You send money to PBS.

That's Funny!

Brooke

Dustin

You go out and get drunk, and you feel like crap for a week.

Dustin

Gill

You've got wind and you don't care who knows it!

I say this because I was in a book store today with my eldest daughter.

I picked up a book on Star Wars and got to the section on Master Windu.

'He love, look at this!' I said in a not quiet enough voice. "It's Master Windu! I've been feeling like that all day, full of gas!' At which the lady at the cash desk choked on her coffee and started laughing. My daughter scowled at me. 'Honestly mum! You're getting worse. I can't take you anywhere!' She then marched out of the shop, leaving me behind....with my gas!

Honestly, kids these days! No sense of humour!

signs that your old.

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