Bring your pens & paper it's written review time

by New Worldly Translation 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • New Worldly Translation
    New Worldly Translation

    True Or False

    1. The written review was fun

    2. You didn't bother with paper and just wrote on the review itself

    3. To relieve the boredom you wrote stupid and rude answers to the questions

    4. You studied and revised the questions the night before

    5. You drew pictures during the review and just wrote the answers in as people answered them

    Fill in the Blanks

    6. My mind is wandering to thoughts of ___________

    7. I'd rather be __________ than doing the written review

    Underline the Correct Answer

    8. The number of people who went missing on review night was (none, a few, a lot)

    9. Were you worried about your score (nope, couldn't give a toss, a little bit, Very, I wanted to get them all right)

    10. Which review format did you prefer (getting the questions on the night, getting the questions before hand in the KM, didn't like either you dummy)

    11. At the end I put my hand up to answer (zero, one, all) question(s)

    You have 25 mins starting from now.

  • JH
    JH

    True Or False

    1. The written review was fun TRUE

    2. You didn't bother with paper and just wrote on the review itself I FORGET

    3. To relieve the boredom you wrote stupid and rude answers to the questions FALSE

    4. You studied and revised the questions the night before FALSE

    5. You drew pictures during the review and just wrote the answers in as people answered them FALSE

    Fill in the Blanks

    6. My mind is wandering to thoughts of ___Junk Food________

    7. I'd rather be __going to the dentist___ than doing the written review

    Underline the Correct Answer

    8. The number of people who went missing on review night was (none, a few, a lot)

    9. Were you worried about your score (nope, couldn't give a toss, a little bit, Very, I wanted to get them all right)

    10. Which review format did you prefer (getting the questions on the night, getting the questions before hand in the KM, didn't like either you dummy)

    11. At the end I put my hand up to answer (zero, one, all) question(s)

    You have 25 mins starting from now.

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    1. F
    2. F
    3. F
    4. T
    5. F

    6. The sister in front of me with the tight sweater
    7. Choking to death

    8. A lot
    9. A little bit
    10 didn't like either you dummy)
    11. One

    Now my question.

    1. Did anyone ever cheat to get a better score? You can right your Ts in such away you can change the to Fs in case you get the wrong answer.
    2. Now that its call the oral review, did you at least once think about sex in connection with the name?

  • New Worldly Translation
    New Worldly Translation
    1. Did anyone ever cheat to get a better score? You can right your Ts in such away you can change the to Fs in case you get the wrong answer.

    LOL! Yeah, I used to do that.

    2. Now that its call the oral review, did you at least once think about sex in connection with the name?

    Wow, I didn't know it was called the Oral review now. Haha, what dummy thought that one up. It sounds like the title to a bad porno flick.

    I remember staying with a friend when I was about 14 and going to his congregation when it was the written review. I did my usual thing of drawing pics and writing stupid answers. Only trouble was when time was up his family swapped papers and marked each others and his dad took mine to mark. I went bright red and was sweating till the end of the meeting. All he said at the end was 'you had some interesting answers there, not a very good score though'. The guy had 5 boys of his own so I bet he was used to kids doing stupid stuff so I think I got off lightly.

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC
    Only trouble was when time was up his family swapped papers and marked each others and his dad took mine to mark. I went bright red and was sweating till the end of the meeting. All he said at the end was 'you had some interesting answers there, not a very good score though'. The guy had 5 boys of his own so I bet he was used to kids doing stupid stuff so I think I got off lightly.

    Thats funny as hell dude, NWT: *ohhhh shit, ohhh shit* all throught the svs mtng. at least he was a cool guy about it.

    IPSec

  • jeanniebeanz
    jeanniebeanz

    True Or False

    1. The written review was fun True, kinda

    2. You didn't bother with paper and just wrote on the review itself True

    3. To relieve the boredom you wrote stupid and rude answers to the questions False

    4. You studied and revised the questions the night before False

    5. You drew pictures during the review and just wrote the answers in as people answered them False

    Fill in the Blanks

    6. My mind is wandering to thoughts of ___Getting my ass beat if I don't get at least a 90% on this test________

    7. I'd rather be ___having sex_______ than doing the written review

    Underline the Correct Answer

    8. The number of people who went missing on review night was (none, a few, a lot)

    9. Were you worried about your score (nope, couldn't give a toss, a little bit, Very, I wanted to get them all right)

    10. Which review format did you prefer (getting the questions on the night, getting the questions before hand in the KM, didn't like either you dummy)

    11. At the end I put my hand up to answer (zero, one, all) question(s) (at least until I gave my one obiligatory answer)

    You have 25 mins starting from now.

    Sitting on pin's and needles here. How did I do? *bites nails anxiously*

  • Thinking
    Thinking

    A most embarrassing review for me one time.

    It was when "Who wants to be a millionare" was at peak of popularity.

    I raised my hand and answered, something I rarely do.
    Then the answer had to be wrong.

    The conductor said ....is that your final answer?
    The audience was roaring with laughter.
    Glad the review was a bit more fun.
    but wish it was not at my expense!!!!!

  • New Worldly Translation
    New Worldly Translation
    Sitting on pin's and needles here. How did I do? *bites nails anxiously*

    You got 100% A+. Mainly for the having sex answer

    The conductor said ....is that your final answer?

    Haha, yeah at least the review was a bit more enjoyable. It's hard to appreciate the gag when it's at your expense though. It's a pity you couldn't have had a come back like asking to phone a friend or 50/50. It's one of those things you only think of afterwards, at the time your too embarrassed at having got the answer wrong.

  • Sparkplug
    Sparkplug
    1. Did anyone ever cheat to get a better score? You can right your Ts in such away you can change the to Fs in case you get the wrong answer.

    OMG I did that too. Did th actual T or F on the answer really mean a dang thing?

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    True Or False

    1. The written review was fun

    TRUE

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