Spiritual banquet was another one. Bullshit smorgasbord more like.
ROFLMAO...........So true.
by jeanniebeanz 66 Replies latest jw friends
Spiritual banquet was another one. Bullshit smorgasbord more like.
ROFLMAO...........So true.
Eating at the table of demons.
Humble-hearted ones.
CG
You will live forever on a paradise earth." "...will never die"
The phrase that makes me squirm the most is, "Door-to-door preaching work" UGH!!!!
Kwin
Kwin - and calling it "sacred service" has got to be right up there too.!
In the Truth TM,
"its up to me, my own conscience, and I choose not to"
if it is not from god it will not last - or whateverthat scripture is - its been used on me so much lately
will
Armageddon is just around the corner - ----------the New System is so close you can almost smell it
It was used so often that I thought it was a phrase...." Sara XXXX has been met with by a comittee of elders and has been publicly reproved. The elders have discussed the matter with her and she has shown repentance."
Something like that. I really hated that one.
"Parousia" or however the frak you spell it, sounds like a stinking stomach parasite. Loved listening to undereducated doofus' using words like this to sound so enlightened.
"Meat in the due season", the Dog gets his meat when he freaking wants it.
All the different "classes", annointed class, heavenly class, mutant sheephead class, and on and on.
Lets make April a month of Special Activity
mutant sheephead class
missed this one! lol
how about this one... 'how do we know that all scripture is inspired by God? Because Jehovah himself says so in the Bible! Turn with me now to...yada, yada, yada..."
"ones"...as in baptized ones or lowly ones....
"away back then"...
Does anyone remember when they tried to introduce the term "rendezvous for field service"? That was the one time I witnessed a refusal to adopt "watchtower speak". My mom refused to use it...saying it sounded like we were trying to be spies.
Coffee