Now, now, children. We must wait on Jehovah for the answer to this question. *holds breath*.... *dies*....
J
If we colonise Mars will that negate Paradise Earth?
by Qcmbr 26 Replies latest jw friends
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Satanus
*satan resurrects jeanbean by giving her a new breath of life*
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jeanniebeanz
Gracious! Where am I? Well, this is not what was supposed to happen after resurrection at all... Where are the pristine community farms, the women who all look like stepford wives, and wer'nt the men all supposed to look like Brad Pitt, Clark Gable and Errol Flynn? And, where are all of the mansions?
Oh, hello sir. My, what cat like eyes you have. Why are you looking at me like that? *eek*
lol
Jeannie
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Big Dog
There you have it folks, ten minutes after the resurrection, what do we have? Rejoicing, worship to the most high, prayer? No, we have an erection on Mars and boning commences in the 1000 year reign.
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Big Dog
Hey Barney, since Mars only has about 1/3 the gravity of Earth you'll probably end up blasting the bottom of your chin. Think about that as we rocket into the new millenium.
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Satanus
LOL. You new martians are are too funny.
S
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Big Dog
BM, shouldn't be any trick you won't be able to turn there.
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blondie
***World Security Book chap. 22 p. 184 The God of the "Prince of Peace" Becomes "All Things to Everyone" ***
To all eternity our earth will bear a distinction that no other planet throughout endless space will enjoy, though the earth may not be the only planet that will ever be inhabited. Uniquely, it will be where Jehovah has indisputably vindicated his universal sovereignty, establishing an eternal and universal legal precedent. It will be the only planet on which Jehovah of armies will have fought "the war of the great day of God the Almighty." It will be the only planet to which God sent his dearest Son to become a man and die in order to recover the planet?s inhabitants from sin and death. It will be the only planet from which Jehovah will have taken 144,000 of its inhabitants to be "heirs indeed of God, but joint heirs with Christ."?Romans 8:17.
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Big Dog
Once again her Blondness weighs in with a priceless nugget. Keep it coming Blondie, keep it coming.