After tons of research and finding a killer deal (the real reason), I decided I'm going to the Mayan Riviera and I'm staying at the Grand Palladium. It's rated 4 stars on Expedia and 5 golden apples by Apple Vacations. Looks really nice. Going for a week over the Memorial Day holiday (US).
Please feel free to join me on my hedonistic adventure!
Gonna imbibe, scuba, imbibe, fish, imbibe, imbibe, "get some", imbibe, lay by the pool, imbibe... well you get the picture.
Thank you all for your input.
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p.s.- feel free to "rate" my decision or tell me if you've been there and any "tips".