I would go for the smack on the head...I mean it is already cold enough...no sense in having frost bitten naughty bits..
I have a Dilemma ... would appreciate some advice....
by stevenyc 15 Replies latest jw friends
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HadEnuf
Hmmmmm Steve...that may change my perspective on things. Maybe you should go with the snow thing. (Though, if you could possibly take something stronger than aspirin, say, like Vicodin (spelling?) after the "knock-out" punch, it might help).
Cathy L.
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Poztate
Being the expat I have no idea what a slap upside the head is. So here?s the question, which should I choose. A or B?
Due to the nature of your comments it is obvious to me that you deserve BOTH A & B
Since you have two"friends" I am sure they could flip a coin to decide who gets to do what to you
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stevenyc
Well, being someone who is up for trying something new I went for the slap upside the head. Not too bad an experience, a little bit of a smart, a few stars, overall quite enjoyable.
steve
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Scully
I would put a condition on the "snow down the pants" option: you'd be willing to submit to that, provided your friends perform some kind of resuscitation on your naughty bits to get them out of shock.
If not, the slap upside the head is definitely the more humane choice.
Love, Scully
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the_classicist
I would take the slap up the head. Have you ever gotten snow down your pants? It burns and your member will most likely freeze in shock (have you ever jumped into an icy lake, 10x as bad). Why don't you settle for a simple, on the ass paddling, like on the Simpsons ("The Paddling of the Swollen Ass.")