by talesin 11 Replies latest social humour
... you're driving down the highway and the heater falls out of your joint/cig?
... you're having a haircut, your eyes are closed, and your hairdresser says "oops"?
... you finally get home from work, then realize you stepped in dog sh*t on the way in?
Anyone else?
.... You're late for work and get stuck driving behind an old person that's going, I swear, 20/25 mph in a main 4-lanes road. I hate it so much!!! And Florida is filled with those old drivers!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DY
You're driving along at a happy 85 miles per hour and you get a ticket...for the second time of the day...
....the toilet seat is left up?
....the cap is not replaced on the tube of toothpaste?
....there's no more toilet paper on the roll you're currently using, so you either have to yell for someone to get another one for you, or you have to get up to get it yourself from another location outside of the bathroom?
....the ice trays aren't refilled and placed back in the freezer?
....nearly empty containers of milk, juice, or soda are left in the refrigerator?
Ms Proph, are you and Kevan getting together on this? Those are HIS bitches! Except for the toilet seat.....
... the cat box is full and the cat lays a big one right at the bedroom doorway and you step in it!
... you go downstairs to get something important, get something, get all the way back upstairs and you failed to get what you went all the way downstairs to get!
... same as above but at grocery store, you buy everything you want but fail to get what you went there for in the first place!
... get to work and realize you have on 2 different colors of sox
... you spill your commuter coffee down the front of you before you get to work
... bozo out and put the canned food in the refrigerator, and the milk in the cupboard
... driving on autopilot and you pull into your grocery store parking lot out of habit, and that's not your destination!
... your husband puts honey on the toilet seat knowing you won't notice it first pee of the morning (April Fools, I never got him back for that one!)
I tell ya, I got's a million of em
....the toilet seat is left up? ....the cap is not replaced on the tube of toothpaste? ....there's no more toilet paper on the roll you're currently using, so you either have to yell for someone to get another one for you, or you have to get up to get it yourself from another location outside of the bathroom? ....the ice trays aren't refilled and placed back in the freezer? ....nearly empty containers of milk, juice, or soda are left in the refrigerator?
You know my wife? I bitch at her constantly about this... add put the toilet paper on the roller backwards. u/d
ROFL!
You folks are too funny!
Brenda
I have put the canned milk in the microwave instead of back in the fridge.
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... a smelly person sits beside you on the train.
... you're posting on JWD, instead of getting to work on things. Yes, my name is Sean, and I am a procrastinater.
.....Waiting for the ATM!.....3 people in line? Forget it!
...... People who run for over and hour on the treadmill!
.......people who cut in line
...... People who have Yellow Cars!
....... People who have a cheap looking fast car (sun fire) and think its a real sport car(sorry if anyone has one just don't race people)
....... Guys who rev their engine to get my attention
........ People who think they are right about everything
......... people who chew with their mouth open
......... People who gum (and make that sound you know what I am talking about) I think it is very unlady like
......... Oh by the way if you are going to get a Hummer get a H1 not and H2!
I hate alot of things! lol
Brooke
