Please tell me you didn't drive after 4 beers and a rum and coke!?!?
At the meeting... And I have #3 Talk
by cappytan 45 Replies latest jw experiences
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cappytan
@Oubliette: I had a ride with in-laws. -
NewYork44M
I have give a few talks with a slight buzz. Keep in mind that no one pays attention to what you say. As long as you are within your allotted time you will make everyone happified. -
OneEyedJoe
Haha I've started drinking before all my talks. I do a much better job that way. Have fun with it, and remember, it doesn't matter! -
FayeDunaway
It doesn't matter....so true.
i hated writing talks, so glad that part of my life is over!!!
you'll be ok as long as you got to go pee first
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cappytan
Geeze. I gave all praise and emphasis to Jesus and they all nodded their heads and the overseer said I did great.
I thought the ORG was more important.
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millie210
Was your material actually about Jesus or did you just get creative? -
OneEyedJoe
You're forgetting that the org is part of the Jw trinity:
The org, jehovah, jesus
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cappytan
My material was about the Apostle Andrew. -
ShirleyW
Four beers, wow ! Hope you didn't burp! Which is what I did once after downing a few swallows before the meeting one time, that was years ago when my digestive tract was still in it's 20's, however, that burp, although silent, did give a major hint that I had a beer sometime during that evening.
Surprising that my elder dad didn't say anything about it since he was two seats away from me . . . oh, now I get it, he was probably counting the time till he could get home so he could pour his Johnny Walker Black Label. Which I can remember him doing since I was about 4 or 5, although he didn't come into da troof until I was a teenager, he tried to give it up, but just couldn't do it, like many others elders, who probably put forth the effort but found out most of congregation were drinking fools anyway.