I had other stuff to do. Like sleep. Or eat brunch. Or do yard work. But certainly not go do the watchtower study like a robot. Good luck to you on that!
Excuses to miss the meeting that won't raise suspicion of a fade
by kairos 31 Replies latest jw friends
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Defianttruth
"Every time I sit at the meeting I have uncontrollable urges to____________________."
A. Masturbate while looking at your mom.
B. Beat people whom ask me questions senseless.
C. Finally answer Jehovah's constant voices in my head.
It's easier to fake crazy than sick.