Nominate somebody for American Citizenship

by stillajwexelder 20 Replies latest jw friends

  • betrayed1
    betrayed1

    Antonio López de Santa Ana

  • the_classicist
    the_classicist

    I wouldn't wish it on anyone.

    Canadianally Yours,

    the Classicist

  • upside/down
    upside/down

    Saddam Hussein- make him a Texan... then put him on their death row "express lane", that they talk about on Blue Collar Comedy Tour!

    u/d

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Me! Me! Pick me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • JustTickledPink
    JustTickledPink

    I will become a naturalized citizen tomorrow. I applied almost 2 years ago and finally have my oath ceremony date.

    I will however always be a Canadian at heart, although tomorrow this piece of paper will change my status.

    It's weird though because after 9/11 if you get married and you're not a citizen, you're a "resident alien" as I have been for 23 years you CAN'T change your name based on marriage. You either have to become a citizen or you have to go to court and legally change your name, but a marriage certificate only won't do it. So after tomorrow I can finally do it.

  • breeze
    breeze

    Osama Bin Laden

    I am sure there would be a host committee waiting for him....!!!!

    BREEZE

  • hillbilly
    hillbilly

    Simon..... yea. but then we'd just get to deport him on some "Patriot Act" violation.

    ~Hill

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    P.S.- stilla- we can't do that because it would take too much fuel to get him (SIMON) here and we are conserving ya know

    And then Simon - if he were made a citizen would probably drive -yes youve guessed it

    AN SUV

  • Simon
    Simon

    Would it involve a lobotomy as well ?

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Simon - you naughty man - you

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