I think that in keeping with both this discovery, and phariseic customs, Awake! should publish some hair styles appropriate for use in the Kingdoom Hell and while publishing. Pubic, nose, ear, and other hair could be braided, pony tailed, curled, straightened, dyed, and so on.
A new branch of cosmetic surgery could be born specializing in the transplant of all kinds of hair. That way young people would not be left behind and show solidarity with god's chosen religion by proudly showing their transplanted and beautifully braided six-inch nose hair during worship and in the field.
JRP
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