The Ladies of JW.com

by SlayerLayer 39 Replies latest jw friends

  • SlayerLayer
    SlayerLayer

    Here's the moment we've all been waiting for. The release of the JW.com ladies photo shoot. Please refrain from any lewd comments. I hold these ladies in the absolute highest respect.

    Venice enjoys apostasy, swimming,
    and chatting with good friends.
    Venice has her own webcam, for those
    naughty nights.

    Harmony's hobbies include hugging trees
    and saving whales. She also enjoys rolling
    an occasional joint. You can see Harmony again
    in the upcoming Tie Dyed issue of JW.com

    Mulan enjoy's teasing her friend Venice.
    Venice will no doubt get many laughs from this
    rare photo of Mulan. Not bad for a grandmother huh?

    Tracy and Dana are sisters. They enjoy many online
    activities together. Tracy is an indepent woman
    know for thinking for herself. When these two get together,
    you can bet on a wild night in the chat room. But don't
    worry, Dana is safe for kids.


    Riz enjoys domination and cheese. Watch out fellas,
    this one is a wild one!

    Gwen is the quiet type. Although she did win first
    prize at the Tiffany look alike contest. She has
    declared "I'm not a Nobody! I'm SOMEBODY!"

    Wendy is the loving type. She has been known
    to take in stray animals. Her hobbies include
    many chat rooms, discussion boards, and caring
    for her two children. Such a hot mama, that we
    call her Mommy.

    Lastly we have Simone. Simone may not be very
    attractive, but she is the publisher of this
    magazine, and demanded that we make her the
    centerfold.

    We would like to take this moment to thank all that submitted their photos for entry.

  • VeniceIT
    VeniceIT

    HAHHAHAHA BWWWWWAHAHHAHAHHAAA

    ohhy MULAN BABY!!!! you go girl!!!!! ohhh and Simone hmmmm lovely hahah this is toooo MUCH HAHAHHAHA!!!!

    Ven
    Call me

    "The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong, is to let him have his own way."---Josh Billings

  • hippikon
    hippikon

    F**k me days lolololololol Haahahahahahahaha ROTFLMAO

  • sf
    sf

    Bravo!!

    sKally

  • reagan_oconnor
    reagan_oconnor

    Oh.
    My.
    God...

    I'm left out, but somehow, THANKFUL for that!!!

    =)
    Reagan

    PS -- Simone, you're a hottie. And Venice, it's true what they say about your... um.. "assets."


    I am the master of my fate/I am the captain of my soul.

  • peaceloveharmony
    peaceloveharmony

    SLAYER! oh man! HAHAHHAHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAH ohmygod! i'm dying here! ohhhhh toooo fucking funny..........hahahaha!


    love
    harmony, laughing my ass off!!!!!

    "If God has spoken, why is the world not convinced?"
    ..........Percy Bysshe Shelley, English poet (1792-1822)

  • bigboi
    bigboi

    Hey Slayer:

    Wendy looks a lil young in the face dude.

    Simone....? Well I just can't seem to grab a hold of what's up with that chick! LOL!!!!!!!!!

    Nice work dude~! This is a clssic.

    ONE....

    bigboi

    "it ain't what ya do. it's how you do it" quote from the song "True Honeybunz" by Bahamadia

  • riz
    riz

    Slayer,

    This is twice today that you have had me in tears from laughing so hard!

    Dana holding a Watchtower was just classic. And I'm looking like I could use some sun. I'm a tad pale. Hahahahahaha. You are the best, Slayer. A total asset to this forum. Thanks for being so damn cool.

    Whew. Time to try to catch my breath!

    rizzy

  • Tina
    Tina

    BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OMG OMG Slayer you're the BEST! LOLOLOLOL.luv,Tina...........

    Wait a minute!! (hands on hips,stompin foot) Why don't I get to play???/ :<

  • SlayerLayer
    SlayerLayer

    Yes our editors had originaly asked that we place Wendy's pic in the upcoming "Lolita" edition. She does look young.

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