From Dante's Inferno To Jehovah's Jacuzzi:

by Englishman 12 Replies latest jw friends

  • New Worldly Translation
    New Worldly Translation

    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis


    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

    Sounds great! The perfect heretic holiday resort.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis


    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

  • Euphemism
    Euphemism

    Hey, fellow heretics! *waves* Another City of Dis resident here.

    I can't think of a more honorable thing to get sent to hell for than my intellectual integrity.

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