Dub sayings and their true meaning.

diamondblue1974

JW's have a vocabulary and terminology of their own dont they? I have thought about putting togther an Apostaglossary to identify those particular sayings and their true meaning; i have included a few to start the ball rolling;

'He doesnt have the right heart condition'

Meaning: He's too intelligent to accept the teachings of the WTS.

Love your family less than God

Meaning: Shun any member of your family that doesnt agree with the WTS

Can you think of any more...the more humourous the better.

DB

slimboyfat

Reach out for responsibilities in the congregation:

Meaning: Lick the elders' behinds.

AK - Jeff

Congregational privlages -

Grunt work for free.

Kingdom Interests -

Watchtower interests.

Bible Truth -

Watchtower interpretation [always in flux of course]

New Light -

Changes to cover our failures under the old light.

Hecklerboy

Theocratic Warfare

Meaning: Lie to save our @ss

Spiritually Weak

Meaning: Doesn't blindly follow along. (* Footnote - See Marked)

Marked

Meaning: Don't associate with unless requirred to.

christopherrobin

Worldy Pursuits--

Education that provides more resources so as to be a better, husband, wife, all around normal human.

Goat--

Someone who is too busy (legitimately) to accept magazines on an uncalled visit.

Meek, Teachable--

Too ignorant,insecure, or stupid to question legitimate concerns.

orangefatcat

Kingdom advancement:

running your ass off going door to door, meetings, and giving money to the WTS

Keeping Proper Records:

yes gossip about everything and write is down on paper to show the CO and PO & DO, falalalalalalalalalala AND all the sister elderettes.

Support Preaching work:

give money ,more money ,and more money. Oh shit don't be so cheap put a $1.00 in the contribution box

Spent time with your family:

give the kids 50.00 bucks and tell em to go to the movies or a rave and be home in time for the Sunday meeting,

Buying out the opportune time:

go to the mall and buy the latest style of clothes to show off at the memorial and your summer convention wardrobe..money is no object. Spend spend spend.

Now with all these theocratic instructions, lets become more mature in the truth and set a good example for the world and obey the org. and kiss up to all those in places of responsability especially the 10 Little Indians in NY.

Love

Orangefatcat

confusedjw

Great thread.

Saying: Wait on Jehovah

Meaning: Shut up and keep your place

lonelysheep

I hope this goes in best of.

dh

'I missed you'

Meaning: Why weren't you at the meeting

'We missed you'

Meaning: I've been sent to find out why you weren't at the meeting

'I'm not so good'

Meaning: I can't be bothered going to meetings so I'm pretending to be ill.

'There's a few... (going out, doing this or that or whatever)''

Meaning: A few JW's. (I've never heard anyone except JW's use that open ended 'a few'

'We want you back!!!!!!!'

Meaning: It is memorial time and little dub bastard is on a righteous tip and momentarily has to share the love.

Meaning: Come back to meetings.

'Love'

Meaning: Control

iiz2cool

"Be obedient to those taking the lead among you" means fascism.

Walter

Dub sayings and their true meaning.

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