Armageddon - Sept 2005: conclusive proof for the arithmetically challenged!

by slimboyfat 45 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • slimboyfat
    slimboyfat

    They said it would come in 1975. They were wrong! Just like Moses at the waters of Meribah they presumed to speak for God when they had no business. God made Israel wait 40 years until Moses died, and he is doing the same today!

    1975 + 40 years = September 2005!

    Arithmetically challenged apostates have only a few months left to turn back!!!

  • blondie
    blondie

    40 + 1975 = 2015

    I think

    Try using 30 years, Jesus' age when he was baptized

  • candidlynuts
    candidlynuts

    *giggles*

  • jeanniebeanz
    jeanniebeanz

    Oh, Gawd. Someone please shoot me....it hurts.....it hurts......

    J

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Thanks blondie, for the reprieve.

    S

  • Wild_Thing
    Wild_Thing

    Here comes the fuzzy math again!!!!!

  • kls
    kls

    Ok Slim .stop playing watchtower

  • Neo
    Neo

    Thanks for the laugh, sbf!! I hope you get the attention you want!

    Blondie,

    40 + 1975 = 2015

    I think

    Oh, well, I think slimboyfat can find a 30 year period in the Bible to get the 2005 date he desires.

    Neo

  • Valis
    Valis

    kls is gonna start throwin poop everywhere again..

  • slimboyfat
    slimboyfat

    Made you look... Made you stare... Made you lose your underwear !!!

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