Count the "soons"

by PopeOfEruke 10 Replies latest jw experiences

  • PopeOfEruke
    PopeOfEruke

    When I was a little boy, the book study conductor would get the children to count how many times "Jehovah" was said during the book study. Anyone remember this?

    They should update the games for the new millenium, and children should be now asked to count how mnay times "soon" is said during the study...as in "Soon Jehovah will bring the new system...", "Soon the new system will arrive", "Soon the righteous will eat oreoloes and milk all their lives"....

    soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon soon

    The Pope

  • DHL
    DHL

  • Honesty
  • prophesariah
  • NeonMadman
    NeonMadman

    Counting the times they say "organization" or "faithful and discreet slave" might be even more productive. That's what they talk about more than just about anything else...

  • Wolfgirl
    Wolfgirl

    Mmmm...oreos. Damn, now I'm hungry. I better eat something SOON.

  • Jim_TX
    Jim_TX

    ummm... 144,000!!! times!

  • jeanniebeanz
  • Preston
    Preston

    I gotta pee...gotta pee reaaaallll soo......too late.

    - Preston

  • truthseeker
    truthseeker

    Pope

    Very Soon Jehovah will act for the sake of his people!

Share this

Google+
Pinterest
Reddit