Nothing to them!
Silent but deadly (you clear the room)
Electrical (they hold alot of juice)
Squeaky (like someone stapled your cheaks together)
You can play tunes with them!
Ones that tear your ass apart!
All bark and no bite!
Gravy with no lumps!
Fluff with no stuff!
They say you have to be drunk to shi* your pants! Hell, i've only been drunk twice!!!!!!