Rate Your Farts!!!

by ButtLight 81 Replies latest jw friends

  • ButtLight
    ButtLight

    Nothing to them!

    Silent but deadly (you clear the room)

    Electrical (they hold alot of juice)

    Squeaky (like someone stapled your cheaks together)

    You can play tunes with them!

    Ones that tear your ass apart!

    All bark and no bite!

    Gravy with no lumps!

    Fluff with no stuff!

    They say you have to be drunk to shi* your pants! Hell, i've only been drunk twice!!!!!!

  • JH
    JH

    Mine are usually VERY loud.

    My cat gets ascared when I let one rip.

  • JH
    JH

    You can tell by thier faces, that this one was a "silent but deadly fart".

  • JH
    JH

    I wonder if cats fart?

  • jeanniebeanz
    jeanniebeanz

    HAHAHAHAHAHA.... Dudette, there is something seriously wrong with you!

    J

  • ButtLight
    ButtLight

    I was going to say something else, ahhh but that will do.

  • kls
    kls

    Well i only know that my little tiny farts smell like fresh roses,,,,,,poot,,,,,,,,,,,,excuse me

  • JH
    JH

    This thread stinks

  • The Leological One
    The Leological One
    You can tell my thier faces, that this one was a "silent but deadly fart".

    And I think it's evident who the source of that one was~!

    Just goes to show... "the smeller is the feller" isn't always true~!

  • kls
    kls

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