"If your family shuns you; You might be an EX Jehovah's Witness"
JWD/ Apostate Bumper Stickers.
by RichieRich 29 Replies latest jw friends
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RevMalk
"Jehovah's Witnesses; Can't live with 'em, can't fry 'em in a wok"
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Dan-O
"My kid beat up your home schooled honor roll student & took away his Watchtowers"
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FlyingHighNow
A play on that damned annoying marijuana commercial:
Jehovah's Witnesses: more dangerous than we thought.
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karly
Possible JW Bumper Stickers:
If you get excited about leatherlook vinyl book bags--you might just be a JW.
If you can skillfully back out of mile long driveways--you might just be a JW.
If you can find addresses better than a Postman or a Taxi Driver--you might just be a JW.
In case of Armaggedon--I'm taking your empty car.
Worn out before paid for.
Visualize Great Tribulation.
Babylon: not all that Great.
Return Visits: You can run but you can't hide.
A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Support scholarships for XJW's leaving janitorial work.
Friends are family that you get to choose.
Tiiiiiiiahmmmme is on our side. Yesss, it is.
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Xandria
I've Joined the Witness Protection Program.. Have You?
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cypher50
Michael Jackson is a Jehovah's Witness...'nuff said
Have an aversion to science? The Watchtower Bible & Tract Soceity wants you!
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FlyingHighNow
Tiiiiiiiahmmmme is on our side. Yesss, it is.
I love it. I can hear Mick singing it as I type.
You can't always get what you want; but if you try sometimes, you just might find you get what you need. <..............Too long for a bumper sticker, but applies well to those of us who didn't get the new system/paradise and now are finding what we need.
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talesin
I ESCAPED THE TOWER
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WATCHTOWER REFUGEE
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beebee
SAVE THE WORLD!! Sleep with an Apostate!!!
Doc, are you just trying to get laid???