of course i wouldnt want to encourage speculation, but when i was involved in the JWs there was sometimes talk of what would or wouldn't be in/acceptable in 'the new system'. i heard some happifying comments like there wont be any electric guitars or transport, and we wont be wearing clothes but we'll still have seasons. what encourgaing comments did you hear or make about life after the big A?
what's the deal in the 'new system'?
by Pleasuredome 39 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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kittyeatzjdubs
i heard that everyone's gonna be vegetarian and we're gonna dress like the ancient isrealites did. i've also heard that 'hova may reintroduce....get this......DINOSAURS!!! WTF?!!?
crazy stuff...
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Pleasuredome
yer but the dinos were cuddly! afterall, they were vegetarians themselves.
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kittyeatzjdubs
hmmmmmm....i wonder how the elders will assign dino poop duty?....i would love to be there for that special needs part at a meeting...
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the_classicist
Hmmm... We'd all be naked. We might have cars and we'd have to do a lot of cleaning up after the big A. Of coure, we wouldn't have to clean up dead bodies, dogs and birds will take care of those.
And those who sin in the 'new system' will 'disappear.' Big Paulie reachies for his club.
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SeymourButts
Of coure, we wouldn't have to clean up dead bodies, dogs and birds will take care of those.
You mean that I have to be a vegetarian while all of the birds and dogs have a smorgasboard of steaks? What a rip-off!!
I'm tired of soy-burgers already.....I can't imagine having to eat them forever and ever.
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GetBusyLiving
I love how you snuck that horrid term 'happifying' in there pleasuredome!
I used to tease all the hot witness girls that I would soon be oggleing them naked in the 'New System', and that that would lead to compromising situations while picking watermellon sized grapes and such.
On a sad note all the hardcore dorks would speculate about what they would do to clean up all the dead bodies lying around.
GBL
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El Kabong
Yeah, I've heard as well that we won't be eating any meat in the new system. We also won't have sewing machines, looms, electricity, ....
No phone, no lights no motor cars,
Not a single luxury,
Like Robinson Crusoe,
As primative as can be.
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love2Bworldly
El Kabong--LOL I used to love Gilligan's Island.
I think I remember bad people would not disappear, but they would grow old and sick and then die while all the goody goodies were growing younger and more perfect. It had to do with the progression of your 'spirituality'.
They used to speculate that every aborted baby would be resurrected and would need care, as well as resurrected children whose parents are not resurrected.
And of course we would take whatever house we wanted or use supplies in stores etc that had not been demolished.
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JH
As long as I have a girl friend....I'll be ok.