Bumperstickers of DB participants

Seven

I noticed these bumperstickers on the cars of some of our posters here:
1.Pathofthorns-Beer. It's not just for breakfast anymore!
2.RedhorseWoman-Cats-the other white meat.
3.Carmel-Constipated people don't give a crap.
4.waiting-Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
5.spec-Wanted:Meaningful overnight relationship
6.Frenchy-Saw It...Wanted It...Had A Fit...Got It
7.Kismet-It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
8.Simon-My wife complains I never listen to her...or something like that
9.Zep-Okay, I'll tell my pants it's not polite to point.
10.Friend-Don't hit me. My lawyer's in jail.
11. Seven-Body by Nautilus. Brain by Mattel.

Simon

All of us summed up in such short phrases !

waiting

Hmmmmmmmm.

Gonna have to think very short phrases to get even. Should be easy for me.

waiting

AhHah

Hey All,

Can you believe it? I was driving around today, and I'll be darned if I also didn't see some posters out and about! They had more funny bumper stickers on their cars, too! Check these out:

Waiting: "I'm out of estrogen -- And I have a gun."

RedhorseWoman: "You have the right to remain silent, So please shut up."

SevenofNine: "Princess, Having had sufficient experience with princes, Seeks frog."

Roamingfeline: "So many men, So few who can afford me."

Simon: "And your point is ...?"

SolidSender: "Do not start with me. You will not win."

Zep: "Practice safe eating. Always use condiments."

Frenchy: "If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws."

Pathofthorns: "I don't mind going nowhere as long as it is an interesting Path."

Carmel: "I don't get even, I get odder."

Friend: "My inferiority complex is not as good as yours."

TR/Dubby: "Dijon Vu -- the same mustard as before."

AhHah: "Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone."

Spectromize: "It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others."

Scorpion: "Visualize whirled peas."

FYI - I came across the above and thought it would be fun to try and match some up -- I know -- some are a real stretch.

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Edited by - AhHah on 27 October 2000 16:31:2

Edited by - AhHah on 27 October 2000 16:34:12

Simon

Seven

Very good, AhHah! Bring on the frogs.

waiting

SIMON -!!!!!!!

By mistake or design, the last post supposedly by me, waiting, was not posted by me.

waiting
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Since: May 13, 2000 Posted: Aug 28, 2000 6:02:47 PM
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Hmmmmmmmm.
Gonna have to think very short phrases to get even. Should be easy for me.
waiting

Either your program is erring - or someone is starting a game really low and dirty.

Will you please look into this and post back to me - or e-mail me privately?

Thank you,

waiting

Edited by - waiting on 27 October 2000 19:30:24

waiting

This one is by me.

Thanks! I enjoyed the chuckles......

The world contrived to get on before I was born (I don't quite know how) and I dare say it will make some sort of lame shift after I am dead. George Bernard Shaw

waiting

AhHah

Waiting,

You did notice that your mystery post was dated Aug. 28, right? (please don't shoot me ... )

waiting

Ahhhhhhh, AhHah!

Thanks! Thought it would be dumb for someone to make a dumb post like that and fake it - I mean, why bother?

Ok, mystery settled.[8>][8>]

waiting

Edited by - waiting on 27 October 2000 20:38:11

Bumperstickers of DB participants

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