If You Could Rename The Jehovah's Witness Religion, What Would You Call It?

by minimus 56 Replies latest jw friends

minimus

"No Lifers"---------"The Slave"------"True Christians" (tm)
Crumpet

JH yes their name is appropriate but there are even more appropriate ones I think.
Hows about Gestapo Reunited?
JH

How about "Endless Meetings Anonymous"
MattieSus

I think they should have left it as "Russelites".
Our russeLITES keep getting brighter and brighter.
minimus

dimwit.
upside/down

The Not-so Puritans
iiz2cool

Y OU are my ~~witnesses~~, detractors is the utterance of Jehovah, ?even my ~~servant~~ reproacher whom ~~I have~~ Satan has chosen, in order that YOU may know nothing and have faith in me the watchtower, and that YOU may understand nothing ~~that I am the same One~~.
JH, if the scripture was more like the above I might think it applied to the JWs.
Walter
jeanniebeanz

Defunct
minimus

"The Do Mores"
Mary

The Mafia.
"Once in, there is no out" ----Al Capone ~~Judge Rutherford~~