Debil da Satan wants God's ant farm, why?

by upside/down 19 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • upside/down
    upside/down

    Why is he so enamoured with us humans ("God's" ant farm). His beef is with Jojoba and Jesus, so "God" hides in heaven and lets us take an ass whooping in His behalf?

    uh oh... I'm feeling HOT, is that a giant magnifying glass in the sky?.....

    u/d (of the pissed off ant class)

  • the_classicist
    the_classicist

    John Milton had an interesting opinion in Paradise Lost. God made man so wonderful and exalted that Satan was jealous, or something like that.

    Just because the 'Dubs say we are an ant farm unto God, doesn't mean we are.

  • whyamihere
    whyamihere

    Mature Outlook!

    I hate bugs maybe God hates humans! lol

    Brooke

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    The ants produce the nectar (worship, adoration, praise, love) that god needs/wants. Why can't god share? Why kill the ants that don't/can't produce? Perhaps god's addicted, and so needs every bit, and more than he can get from his ants. Perhaps his ego baloon needs it to stay inflated. Why is only god allowed to have an inflated ego and/or addiction?

    S

  • heathen
    heathen

    I don't think that's a fair analogy of the situation .God had a point to make not only to humans but to angels . It's tuff running a universe especially when you created it and get no respect .

  • funkyderek
    funkyderek
    I don't think that's a fair analogy of the situation .God had a point to make not only to humans but to angels . It's tuff running a universe especially when you created it and get no respect .

    So what's the point exactly? Is it so important that it's worth thousands of years of suffering?

  • upside/down
    upside/down

    Agreed-

    You tell me one legitimate thing that is being accomplished right now. It's pure sado/masochism!

    People are people as we're made, and there is nothing new under the sun. This is just repeat after repeat after repeat....

    Either a HUGE piece of the puzzle is missing or explanations are in order along with apologies and works befitting repentance.

    Or maybe Jojoba will just "regret" it when it's all over... like He's done in the pastl. It's good to be king!!!

    u/d (of the Love, Justice, Wisdom, Power- my ass! class)

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Heathen

    It's tuff running a universe especially when you created it and get no respect .

    It has not been proven that the bible god created the universe. If you have the proof, maybe you could start a thread w it.

    S

  • upside/down
    upside/down

    But it has been proven that he get's (and has earned) NO RESPECT!

    u/d

  • RunningMan
    RunningMan

    So, why is God so adicted to adoration? Well, I believe Homer Simpson said it best, "God is powerful, but insecure. Like Barbra Streisand before James Brolin." Maybe God could get over his insecurity if he had a boyfriend.

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