"We have always been at war with Uranus..."

by SixofNine 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    ."..and Uranus is our alley. He who controls the alley, controls the future. Winston Smith knows this, as does any midwesterner who visits our land."

  • FMZ
    FMZ

    Damn badly translated Mexican spam.

    FMZ

  • Dustin
    Dustin

    Nothing like a jalepeno to keep you regular.

    Stupid joke time:

    What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common?

    A: They both circle around uranus and pick up Klingons.

  • whyamihere
    whyamihere

    Sickos!

    Brooke

  • Dustin
    Dustin

    And damn proud of it Brooke.

    My favorite things:

    1.) Sex

    2.) A good crap

    3.) Raspberry Cheesequake Blizzard from Dairy Queen

  • whyamihere
    whyamihere

    LOL...WOW Dustin!

    All I can do is laugh and say WOW!

    Brooke

  • RunningMan
    RunningMan

    While we're on the subject of bad Star Trek jokes, what is brown and floats in the toilet of the starship Enterprise?



  • Dustin
    Dustin

    You can print that one off and hold it against me now.

  • SadElder
    SadElder

    From my days as a resident at Hopkins, I prescribe for you a famous 3H enema.

    High, hot, and hell of a lot.

  • bonnzo
    bonnzo

    dustin'

    dont the raspberry cheesecake blizzard come #2 and then the good crap #3?(notice i said #2 hee hee)

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