Picking the nose.... (page 5)

hillbilly

My horses, dogs and cows never said a thing............... The "truckers blow" is know as "indian style" were I am from. Works in a pinch too.

Did anyone notice that men never carry hankies anymore?

~Hill

Mac

*In my best Ron White voice*

Morty...

Now do it in yer best Barry White voice and I'll go and pour the Courvoisier........

mac

fairchild

(Alan F) I often get a sore finger via picking my nails, and end up with the same problem: unable to comfortably pick with the proper finger. The one to the left and the one to the right just will not do.

Oh goodie, at least someone understands the discomfort I am going through. The bandages came off my finger today and I should be able to use it for nose picking purposes again by the middle of next week.

I have developed a systematic and foolproof method of dealing with boogers (patent pending # 973938475023). Please send me $1000 and I will give you the pre-patent information.

Hahaha, you got me all curious now. C'mon Alan, cough it up.

Odrade

(A skipping rope song) -
Putrid as well -
Little girls giggling sitting by a tree,
Picking their noses happy as can be!
Lovely lunches, sandwiches and all -
But there they sit picking it rolling it in balls!
Down comes the Principal, angry as can be -
"Don't eat it all, kids. Save some for me!
Did you pick a winner? Did you find a prize?"
The snot pickers giggle - the nice girl cries.
She'll tell her teacher, but kids, don't fear...
Her teacher is the chief nosepicker 'round here!
Go for the goobies! Get 'em while they're hot!
Little girls giggling picking their snot.

You can pick it, you can flick it,
You can stick it to a chair!
You can put the little `booger' in your brother's hair!
You can roll it, you can fold it,
You can put it anywhere!
You can save it for later
When the cupboard's bare!

fairchild

You can pick it, you can flick it,
You can stick it to a chair!
You can put the little `booger' in your brother's hair!
You can roll it, you can fold it,
You can put it anywhere!
You can save it for later
When the cupboard's bare!

That's hilarious. I wonder if Alan F invented a special chair with glue drops under the seat.