Did anyone else notice when they were a dub and they read the society's literature how many exclamation marks the writers used. It used to really get on my nerves. Apart from being a punctuation faux pas to use that many !'s it was like a madman popped up on speed was trying explain something to you.
Welcome to the Botchtower brothers! Aren't we glad for this spiritual banquet!! All these warnings and rules and far out shit, aren't we ecstatic at soaking it all up!!! The end must be really close at hand cos we've changed some prophecy around and jiggled a few dates and it turns out armaggedon will come....soon!!!! Isn't that great!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arrrggghhh. Ok it wasn't that many but I'm sure the 1 key on the GB's keyboard was more worn out than on a normal persons.