It just occurs to me that with the wedding of Charles & Camilla there appears to be no Royal Mistress waiting behind the scenes.
Just imagine..for the first time in centuries, the Prince of Wales hasn't got a mistress waiting to soothe his fevered brow. I mean..who ever heard of anyone actually marrying their mistress..Good grief.
So c'mon, gals, anyone interested in applying for the job? OK, we know Charlie boy is something of a tree-hugger and has an earnest desire to become a tampon. He's also not tall, dark or handsome in the conventional sense, but he is absolutely loaded. Plus, you might have a chance of becoming the next Duchess of Cornwall and might even get your face put on a Royal Mail postage stamp.
Any applicants out there?
Englishman.