And why do you think so?
J
by jeanniebeanz 19 Replies latest jw friends
And why do you think so?
J
Men. They are very powerful pieces of equipment, but useless if you don't tell them exactly what to do.
FMZ
They are male because they are so damn slow and never work the way they are supposed to.
They could be men because
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they cause the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model
But they could be female because of
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it
How about if they're female? Once you "buy" them, you realize that the accessories are going to cost as much as the computer and the accessories constantly must be upgraded for the computer to be useful.
Rats! Loosie beat me to it!!
They are female because:
Walter
Female.
You have to address them in appropriate language.
They have hang up.
S
yep, i agree with loosie.
Well done.
female they require tender loving careto get useful stufff out of them
They are female.
They operate on logic instead of emotion, unlike men.
*ducks, and runs from thread*