HoW to KlEaN A ToiLEt,

by orangefatcat 16 Replies latest social humour

  • orangefatcat
    orangefatcat

    This is cute and I hope no one takes offense. I dedicate this to Monkey Kls. you know who you are ...

    Instructions on how to clean your toilet


    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

    4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

    6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

    9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

    Sincerely,

    The Dog

  • Aude_Sapere
    Aude_Sapere

    LOL I LOVE THIS!!!

    (but there are just little red 'X's' instead of pictures...)

    Thanks for the laugh.

    -Aude.

  • orangefatcat
    orangefatcat

    opps made a boo boo. I can't figure out why the pictures didn't show up as they are jpeg piccy's oh that makes me crazy.

  • talesin
    talesin

    Mraaooww! You will pay for this crime against kitties! BWAAA HAHAHAHA!!! You and your monkey friend fiend!

    Too funny, OFC! Hope you get the pics fixed.

    tal

  • Mac
    Mac

    I would never let a cat come in contact with my toilet.....they are sooo unclean!!

    mac, (and don't tell me about how often they lick themselves...k?)

  • Lehaa
    Lehaa

    lol. love it

  • Es
    Es

    LOL what a pisser heheheh es

  • Quotes
    Quotes

    OFC said:
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    I can't figure out why the pictures didn't show up as they are jpeg piccy's oh that makes me crazy.
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    It appears (right-click, properties) that the pictures we can't see are located in your Hotmail inbox. Would I be correct in guessing that someone emailed them to you?

    Obviously, for privacy reasons, it is very, very impossible to link to a picture inside your Hotmail inbox. You'll have to upload it to some other web-accessible location.

    BTW, I loved this! Makes me wish I still had a cat. ;)

  • upside/down
    upside/down

    No NO you got it wrong... it's not a cat, you're supposed to use a ferret!

    u/d

  • talesin
    talesin
    BTW, I loved this! Makes me wish I still had a cat. ;)

    Off with his head!

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