Ahh yes , it was a beautiful planned evening , ( until,,,,,,, (page 4)

talesin

. It was either memories or Nine Inch Nails ,,,I want to f*** you like a animal, and seeing how this lovely dinner was in my home i thought ,,,,,lets not give them ideas

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tijkmo

is it just me or does christina still rock even with a monkeys face...she would have me believing evolution quicker than abaddon any day....and hoping it starts to reverse

on the subject of mistaken identities...and slightly hijacking here...has anyone sidled up to their s.o. and been mistaken...i was to meet my wife in a clothes store one time and when i entered the music playing was talking heads psycho killer...so i saw her in the far darkened corner of the shop with her back to me and crept up and sang along with song as they sang.....psycho killer qu'est que c'est...wasn't her though...scared the bejesus outa of the other woman though......score

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What you mean by this slippy's thing? Whats that?

kls

Oh that is to bad ,Candid is not here now so my secret story will have to waitHope you all are holding your breath

candidlynuts

i'm still holding my breath. i'm a lovely shade of purple now.

Sunnygal41

kls............lmao! you are sooooo nutty! I love you tho, you sweet monkey! This thread is tooo funny......I need it after the drama I've been thru recently..........you guys should be on the Comedy Club!

Ter

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Ok Candid ,here is the freeway one,,lol. I have a problem with directions N.S.E. W you know any way i was having a stereo put in my truck a few years ago so my daughter followed me in her car so while my truck was having the work done we could go shopping and besides my daughter knows i get lost.

Remember Candid ,this is between you and meanyway so i get the call my truck is done and my daughter and i go to pick it up and now we are off to go home, i warn my daughter DO NOT LOSE ME well we proceded to the freeway and i look and can 't see my daughter ,i panic just a tad thinking she will pop up soon. Now it is about 5 minutes and i still don't see my daughteranywnow it is here ,now the panic sets in and i see two turn offs ahead and i am thinking left,right,well i decide left when i look and finally see my daughter going rightThe traffic was going about 75 mph and i know i am screwed and have no idea where the hell i am going. I see people just driving along and i am thinking ( well those folks look nice i will follow them ,maybe they have a nice home and wouldn't mind a strange stranger going with them )

At this point i have no spit left in my mouth and my heart is racing as fast as the traffic when all of a sudden i see an angleit is my daughter who was looking for her mom i was so happy to see her but when we got closer i could see that this angle was not very happy with her mother and she proved it by fliping me the finger and mouthing something that i cannot tell on here but i did not care cause i was going home.

Hubert

Ahh yes , it was a beautiful planned evening , ( until,,,,,,,

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