by TR 27 Replies latest jw friends
This is my eldest daughter, Angie. She's 17, will be a senior in high school this fall, but is in college. She's an honor student. Just had to post one of her senior pictures.
See ya!
TR
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.
—Edmund Burke
Very pretty lady TR. Is she a chip off the ole block...or does she take after mom?
TR, you reproduce well. :-)
Boozy
TR,
If your pretty daughter is anything like my pretty daughter......,
well......pity there are gun laws here!!!!
Ana
Some Birds Were Not Meant To Be Caged
All I can say is...If I ever have a daughter, there will be a stack of these next to a drop box outside of my house.
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE:
This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a
complete financial statement job history, lineage, and current medical report
from your doctor.
1. NAME _______________________________ DATE OF BIRTH ________________
2. HEIGHT ____________________ WEIGHT __________ I.Q _______ G.P.A.______
3. SOCIAL SECURITY # _____________ DRIVERS LICENSE # __________________
4. BOY SCOUT RANK____________________________________________________
5. HOME ADDRESS _________________ CITY/STATE ___________ ZIP _________
6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent?___________________________ If
No., EXPLAIN ___________________________________________________
7. Number of years your parents have been married
____________________________
8. Do you own a van? ______ A truck with oversized tires? ______ A waterbed?
_______ Do you have an earring, nose ring, or belly button ring? A
tattoo_________________ (If "yes" to any of #8, discontinue application and
leave premises )
9. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?____________________
_______________________________________________________________________
10. In 50 words or lest, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?
_________________________________________________________________________
_______________________________________________________________________
11. In 50 words or less, what does 'ABSTINENCE" mean to you?
_____________________________________________________________________
12. Church you attend _____________ How often do you attend
__________________
13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and
priest/rabbi/minister? __________
14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely. ALL answers are
confidential (That means I won't tell anyone-ever-I promise.)
a) If I were shot the last place on my body I would want wounded is ________
b) If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my ________________
c) A woman's place is in the ________________________________________
d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is
_____________
e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is her
______________
( NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue. Leave premises
keeping your head low and running in a serpentine fashion is advised.)
15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? __________________________________
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST
OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANT
TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILLARY
CLINTON KISS TORTURE.
________________________________________ Signature ( That means your name,
moron)
Thank you for your interest Please allow four to six years for processing.
You will be notified in writing you are approved. Please do not try to call
or write (since you probably can't and it would cause you injury.) if your
application is rejected, you will be notified by two gentlemen wearing white
ties and carrying violin cases. (You might want to watch your back)
LOLOLOLOL,
Boozy
btw....LaDonna, theres gun laws in some states? LoL
BoozeRunner,
Thanks for posting that application.
I'm going to copy it and send it to my daughters boyfriend.
neyank
TR
Have you told her she was adopted yet?
Can you send me a dating application form?
BoozRunner,
I loved that application. As my mother said about my two daughters, "You are going have to build a fence around them to keep the boys away." Well, they are both happily married now, and I like both of their husbands. That is a blessing.
Just pray that the signature on the application form doesn't read: "Fred Hall"!
Along with the application, a picture of someone target practicing
would be a nice touch.
Just to get the potential boyfriends attention.
neyank
