new religion!

by doogie 20 years ago 13 Replies latest 20 years ago jw friends

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  doogie 20 years ago

  check this out:

  "Sure, it's total bullshit," Jurgenson added. "But that's Fictionology. Praise Batman!"

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  badboy 20 years ago

  WHATEVER NEXT!

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  doogie 20 years ago

  hey, i think it'd do pretty well.

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  sweet tee 20 years ago

  Down with organized religion!!!

  (stomps off in a huff ... mumbling to herself )

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  DanTheMan 20 years ago

  "Scientology is rooted in strict scientific principles, such as the measurement of engrams in the brain by the E-Meter," Kurz said. "Scientology uses strictly scientific methodologies to undo the damage done 75 million years ago by the Galactic Confederation's evil warlord Xenu?we offer our preclear followers procedures to erase overts in the reactive mind. Conversely, Fictionology is essentially just a bunch of make-believe nonsense."

  lol

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  iggy_the_fish 20 years ago

  That is brilliant! I'm a convert. I'll follow anything that takes the piss out of scientology.

  Inspector Gadget is now my personal saviour.

  ig

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  luna2 20 years ago

  Sounds like just my cup of tea....as long as I don't have to go to meetings or sell magazines.

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  embeth2525 20 years ago

  Hey! that sounds like fun, a no guilt trip religion.

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  Mary 20 years ago

  After seeing this, I figure it's time for me to jump on the bandwagon and start my own religion.......I mean, what the hell, if people are THIS gullible, then I figure no one could fleece the flock better 'n me.

  Let's see, what should I call it?? How about:

  1. There's Something About Mary's Religion
  2. Mother Mary's New and Improved Church with Bleach
  3. Salvation for the Stupid Blessed Ones
  4. Beam Me Up Jesus Congregation
  5. The Village.......(first 144,000 members get all the free low-carb bread and wine they want)

  Who wants ta join?!

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  tetrapod.sapien 20 years ago

  ha ha! lol! still not as good as the invisible pink unicorn, though.

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