Ewww! LOL All of the above plus locusts. Those ones that come swarming out of the ground every 17 years and take over for an entire summer. The noise is awful, a constant droning hum, they have beady red eyes, are rather large and quite creepy looking, and they are everywhere!
The year I turned 17 in northern Illinois was a locust year. Had to wear a hat everywhere because they'd land in your hair. Ugh. I remember sunbathing on our porch roof (because it was high and fewer of the buggers would be up there). I'd take a broom with me to swat them away. ::shivers::