Okay, Now It's Official. I have seen EVERYTHING!!

Gary1914

http://www.lulu.com/JehovahsWitness

Elsewhere

lmao... I guess it contains special secret "ass kissing tongue techniques" that are guaranteed to "thrill" the elder body.

sf

Elsewhere,

Please sweetheart, you are turning me on. LOLOLOL

sKally

kwintestal

That is too funny! I notice that the book is being charged for. You think this is a secret GB slush fund?!?!

Kwin

kls

You have got to be kidding omg

love11

That's too funny. I wonder if he's going to be disfellowshipped for writing a book that wasn't approved by the wts. They'll be pissed when they find out that he is profiting from this. LOL

Lulu.com is really cool. They will print anyone's book on demand. So it doesn't have the start up costs like printing it yourself would have.

Gary1914

Someone sent the link to my email.

At first I thought it was a joke, but now I think they are dead serious.

AK - Jeff

No need to get the book - I can summarize in 5 easy steps!

1- Kiss the Presiding Overseer's a** well and often.

2- Kiss the Service Overseer's a** well and often.

3- Kiss the Secretary's a** well and often.

4- Kiss the Book Study Overseer's a** well and often.

5- Kiss the Watchtower Overseer's a** well and often.

That's all you need to know!!!

avishai

Oh, man, I gotta get that one

ColdRedRain

Look at the summary. It's obviously a farce.

TABLE OF CONTENTS

1. We would like to introduce ourselves and state our credentials

2. Why we wrote this book

3. Reinvent yourself

4. Make the presiding overseer your personal confidant

5. Increase your field service hours

6. Choose your seat in the Kingdom Hall carefully

7. Always come to meetings prepared to make a comment

8. Get your wife and children to assist you in your campaign

9. Be present at all the meetings at the Kingdom Hall

10. Give a gathering at least once a month

11. Make financial contributions

Make sure your wardrobe conforms to Watchtower standards

12. Become a full time pioneer

13. Never underestimate the power of gossip

14. Become familiar with the history of the religion

15. Move out of your parent?s home

16. Embrace circular reasoning

17. What kinds of people gravitate to Jehovah?s Witnesses?

18. Real life examples of brothers who have been appointed elders after following the steps in this book

19. Your obligations as an Elder

Okay, Now It's Official. I have seen EVERYTHING!!

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