So who is ready, willing, and able to take out their local KH (page 2)

Check_Your_Premises

most impressive Danny.

WOuld you care to enlighten us with your particular methods at that KH.

I did notice it is still standing. What is taking you so long? Why hasn't it been turned into a bank or a funeral home?

Abaddon

For a minute there I thought you meant something like this;

Brother Hamil, of the Damascus East Congregation, preparing for his judical committe...

"Disfellowship this motherfuckers!"

(note: this is parody and surreal humour. Even if there is a Damscus East Congregation, it is unlikey there is a Brother Hamil, and if even by chance there is, he is unlikely to look like random bloke with bazooka pictured above. Using a bazooka to take out a Kingdom Hall would likely violate several laws and lead to a long prison term. Bystanders could be harmed even if the Kingdom Hall was emplty at the time. Not to put too fine a point on it, it would be wrong. This is a joke, not an endorcement of irresponsible criminal activity. Criminal damage, attempted murder and/or murder and firearms offenses are not justifiable under any provecation. If thou are about to become heavy, lighten thee up.)

rocky220

ROFLMAO @ ABBADON.....MY CO-WORKERS THINK I JUST LOST MY MIND I'M LAUGHIN SO HARD

THANKS BIG A........rocky220

GetBusyLiving

Bwahahahahah! Awesome Abaddon!

GBL

RichieRich

Sign this kid up!!

I got nothing to lose- I'm leaving soon anyway, and the good part of me wants to do a real ministry work- showing love and shining light on the Truth about the Truth.

And also, I must say that Clint Eastwood and John Wayne are by far the two best male actors of ALL freaking time and I greatly respect CYP for his recognition of this... (and because he said he likes me)

RR

DannyHaszard

POSTERS SIGNS & BUMPERSTICKERS To all you would be guerrilla warriors,be practical and start out by ordering and display my free bumperstickers.

See,i put my money where my mouth is.

Just one sticker on even one car in town can cause a lot of damage.

Check_Your_Premises

I can't believe I forgot about you RR. You should have been my first choice when imagining a good troublemaker.

I am going to request some secure server space for all the troublemakers and those who have expressed interest in this little experiment in theocratic mayhem.

A kid your age understanding the proper role of John Wayne and Clint Eastwood in American cinema is automatically ok in my book....

......even if he hadn't already posted a picture of an elderly, drooling GB member.

jaffacake

It would be good to get something into the hands of JWs which starts out appearing to be an official WTS publication, appearing to support them eg on basic Chjristian doctrines (mention importance of Divine name or something very general typical of what Awake publishes)

Then suddenly, before they have a chance to avert their eyes, some cast iron proof of how wrong they are/have been by including a scan of one of their many quotes or doctrines that they dont want their people to know about.

Anyone got a list of JW names & addresses in a congo?

blondie

Abaddon, I see the brothers are now allowed to have beards.

Blondie

John Doe

My opinion is that oposition only strenthens the congregation. Afterall, if they're persecuted "in God's name," they're right(Isn't that the way they'll view it?). I think actively trying to harm the organization would not be effective. If they discover that no one gives a rat's tu tu what they do, they will slack off naturally.

So who is ready, willing, and able to take out their local KH

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