Boy, I'm a sad case!!! The devil makes work for idle hands!

by LittleToe 43 Replies latest jw friends

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Methinks the lady protests too much

  • Sassy
    Sassy

    :) Im innocent I tell ya!

  • hillary_step
    hillary_step

    LT,

    Have no fear here are my Statistics :

    Board Member - four years, I month, 14 days.

    Posts - 5,391

    Times I have left the Board never to return- 36.75 times

    Enemies made - 17, 656

    Friends made - 3

    Friends lost - 2

    Worthy posts - The one holding up my garden gate.

    Times that I made Minimus cry like a wee chubby bubba - 732

    Times that I used the word 'however' - 27,345

    Ambition - To convince President Bush that the 'Beano' is actually a comic and that Donald Rumsfeld is a gigantic but flaccid willie - oh yes and I would like to create that world peace thingy.

    Favorite person in history - Atilla The Hun's mum and Mother Teresa's geezer.

    Favorite Fantasy - Rod Stewart's head on Elton John's body

    That is all for now - That is all for now

  • bem
    bem

    Hillary_step That was too funny!

    You chatty man you, Due to your posting LT we do get to see two of the cutest nephews ever thanks to your sis. Your nephews make your avatar the best.

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    lol LittleToe. You should hang your head in shame at your accomplishment!

  • MerryMagdalene
    MerryMagdalene

    If you're a sad case, LT, does that make Gumby a sad sack?

    I've also heard you'll work for any devil with a blue dress blue dress on...

    Condolulations

    ~Cousin Merry

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    I know you do want congartulating but would you mind if I had a wee dram to celebrate - I do have an excellent King of Kings -distilled in a place just North of Aviemore -Kingussie

  • Rod P
    Rod P

    Little Toe,

    Here in Canada we do not measure by the "foot" as we have gone metric.

    That's called a "deflection" (from your question, of course).

    Rod P.

  • crazyblondeb
    crazyblondeb

    Imagine if we could turn our own time slips into the WTBS!! Most could be pioneers.

    Hell, what was I thinking? Must have been a brain fart!!

  • Billygoat
    Billygoat
    So how wide would the foot need to be, and does it make the individual any taller?

    Don't you know that size doesn't matter? Er...wait...yes, it does.

    *bowing at the feet of a small podiatry appendage*

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