What to wear to the District Convention

by sass_my_frass 24 Replies latest jw friends

  • metatron
    metatron

    Get a big official assembly badge ..... wear it prominently ......

    and studiously visit every adult book store in town.

    and go out to lunch at every session.

    metatron

  • 144001
    144001

    Metatron,



  • OldSoul
    OldSoul

    "Eve" ... midwich, that has possibilities. Sure to get looks, she could use a Sharpie to write "607?" on the left with a line drawn to "1914?" on the other.

    On the back have a friend write, "UN/DPI Member 1991 to 2001"

    And on the lower back (upper backside) an arrow pointing down toward the fecal exit tunnel with the words, "Source of Watchtower Light"

  • OldSoul
    OldSoul
    144,000: they're likely to run into the elders

    Yeah, but they won't be bringing reproach on Jehovah. Their badges will be out of sight.

  • cruzanheart
    cruzanheart

    Leather Lace Up Corset Plus Size Too hot for a summer assembly?

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