Kids say the funniest things!

by whyamihere 41 Replies latest social family

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    It seems here in the UK that we are pretty much agreed that a penis is a 'willy' but I've heard a vagina being called all sorts - in our house its a 'tuppence' I've heard it called 'front bottom' 'girly bits' 'peach' 'flower' 'twinkle' plus loads more. What is our problem with naming female genetalia? And breasts are called "Top Bollocks" yes?

  • loosie
    loosie
    I need POLYSPERM for my Vagina

    OMG that's too funny.

    Well my lil girl about 10 yrs old knows how sex happens because I told myself when she asked I would tell her. Well that conversataion came and went, a lot less painful than I had expected.

    So about 3 months later she asks "mom, when a man pouts his penis in a womans vagina does it tickle" "because I hate being tickled"

    What else could I say but "yeah kinda"

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