If Armageddon came tonight, and you could tell God one thing..

by GetBusyLiving 40 Replies latest jw friends

  • GetBusyLiving
    GetBusyLiving

    .. what would you say before he plunges a sword through your chest?

    GBL

  • nicolaou
    nicolaou

    screw you

  • RichieRich
    RichieRich

    GBL- this thread will go the ADULT folder quick if we all say what we TRULY feel.

    If Armageddon came, I'd asked to be buried face down so he could continue to kiss my ass.

    He can put me right next to my buddy Carey Barber!

    alt

  • jaredg
    jaredg

    i'd ask why he let us all get so confused!

  • xjwms
    xjwms

    Thank you for the loving elders who are so easy to pass judgement, ... and asked me to move to another congreation !

    Were is the love? Sorry I NEVER felt it.

  • GetBusyLiving
    GetBusyLiving

    "So how many hairs really ARE on my head, anyways?!"

    *Plunge*

    GBL

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien

    right before i busted out my light saber, i would say one of three yoda quotes:

    "Not if anything to say about it I have"
    "The boy you trained, gone he is. Consumed by Darth Vader."
    "Good relations with the Wookiees, I have."

    edit:

    wookiees = JWD apostates

    Darth = satan

  • unbeliever
    unbeliever

    kiss my ass

  • nicolaou
    nicolaou

    unbeliever

    Kissing your ass and then killing you? Sorry but God would just enjoy that too much!

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    I'd tell him he's a fvvving asshole.

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