Guess who came to my door Saturday morning?

by Nosferatu 18 Replies latest jw experiences

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu
    PS: Be careful about sitting on your porch smoking.

    That doesn't bother me since I was never baptized. If I was, they'd not only have smoking, they'd have pre-marital sex and my tattoo looks like an altered cross. Oh yeah, one of my ears is pierced too.

  • littlerockguy
    littlerockguy

    it's what the scriptures refer to as "the constant feature" LOL

  • RichieRich
    RichieRich
    That doesn't bother me since I was never baptized. If I was, they'd not only have smoking, they'd have pre-marital sex and my tattoo looks like an altered cross. Oh yeah, one of my ears is pierced too.

    but you still might be DEM NIZED!

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    Hell, my mother knows I'm already demonized. She's seen some of my Iron Maiden album covers.

  • lilybird
    lilybird

    Hi Nos, I enjoyed reading your posting, Something similiar happened just shortly after we formly DA's ourselves. I was sitting on my front porch when the brother on service walked by, He recognized me right away and just turned his head and kept walking. He was an elder at the time. My story isn't as interesting as yours.It's a short one.. :)

  • Netty
    Netty

    Great post. And about being able to identify them, its so easy given how S-L-O-W-L-Y they walk right? Gotta get in the most time possible, with the least amount of actual witnessing being done. Been there, done that.

  • johnny cip
    johnny cip

    i'm glad it worked out for you. but i would have dragged her tho the dirt. till she left with her dress and hair hair full of mud. and i would have never touched her.. she would have cried all the way home in the car with those other jw's. and again i would have never touched a little lock of her hair. i don't give jw's a free ride on my street. they pay the price knocking on doors around here, if i catch them. at the same time i'm happy you felt good . doing what you feel is right. hope you were playing some metallica..

  • jula71
    jula71

    Hell, my mother knows I'm already demonized. She's seen some of my Iron Maiden album covers. LOL, nothing like a picture of Eddie to scare the crap out of someone. When I was a kid, I had a poster of a Metallica concert. It was from the Master of Puppets tour. It was them on stage, in front of rows of crosses. My mom just loved it. alt

  • chris1525
    chris1525

    I had a couple of dubs call on me a few years ago. They did not know me and as soon as they started their spiel I burst out "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! I HAVE JUST BEEN PRAYING THAT SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN IN MY LIFE 'COS I'V EBEEN FEELING SO LOW AND LOOKING FOR AN ANSWER TO ALL MY QUESTIONS!"

    Their faces were a picture. I think they were already planning to relay the experience at the next circuit assembly.

    Unfortunately I could not keep up the facade for long and had to tell them I used to be 'in' but now am 'well out.'

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