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Welcome! Reminds me . . . .

We had one guy here we called Huck, who was rather eccentric and rather zealous about his belief in Armageddon. He never really got over the idea there wasn't going to be another flood though and he wore Howdy Doody swimming trunks under his Superman ripaway business suit. He had very thick Coke bottle glasses and they made his eyes look big like a fish.

He had large buck teeth with a lot of vacant gum area. His tooth brush saw his back teeth as unassigned territory and when he said "truth" it sounded like "toot". Several of us thought he was rather strange but he could tune the Circuit Servant's Packard by washing out the carburetor with alcohol.

One week he did this on Thursday night before the Service Meeting and he must have drank a good deal of the carburetor cleaner while he was working. We had a visiting spinster colporteur sister who had a left ass cheek deficiency this week and when she sat in the wooden chair she had a noticeable left lean.

Huck was giving the sex is not for Witnesses talk in a vacuum speaking style and when he gave a hand clap, the right leg of colporteur's chair broke and she sat bold upright. It was the best half ass reaction we ever had for a speaker.

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