by PaulJ 11 Replies latest social humour
Mr Tortoise is walking down the street when he is mugged by a gang of snails.
The police interview Mr Tortoise after the attack and ask him if he could describe his assailants.
"Im afraid not" Said Mr Tortoise, "It all happened so fast............"
Its old and silly, but it still makes me laugh....
....As told by my cousin.....
Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?
I demand that you laugh uncontrollably in 5 4 3 2 1....
Ho Ho Ho. Very good.
"Im afraid not" Said Mr Tortoise, "It all happened so fast............"
Funny!
Because they could not find 3 wise men or a virgin!
Coooold...but funny!
Why are pirates so evil?
They just arrrrr....
Englishman.
Englishman- I heard that one recently- fantastic!!!
An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman walk into bar.
The barman says "Is this some kind of joke????"
Man walks into a pub with a giraffe. He orders 10 pints for himslef and 10 pints for the giraffe. They down their pints very quickly and turn to walk out the door. Halfway accross the bar-room the giraffe collapses, completely drunk, but the man carries on walking.
"Hey! shouts the bar-man, you cant leave that lyin' there!!"
"Itsh shnot a Lion" slurrs the man "Itsh a giraffe!!"
AHAHAHAHAHA Colorado, that was good
God, I wish I could remember jokes!
'Garlic Bread?' 'Gaaaaarlic Bread?' 'Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarlic Bread?'
Well, it cracks my 2yo up!
How many dubs does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve, they are all in Brooklyn, and are changing it daily to get "new light"
