LOL @ Paul..........we had one family in our congregation who was ALWAYS late.......they had a million kids and they'd all file in late; then one by one they'd all have to go to the bathroom so they'd have to squeeze by everyone again, then one of the kids would start to cry so someone would have to trample on by you AGAIN..........one summer assembly, they "forgot" to bring their lunches..........so everyone shared with them.............